Soccer Moms

"Soccer Mom" though not outright pejorative, is also not considered a complimentary term. Having spent most of the week juggling work and my two small kids ( since my wife is out of town) has convinced me that "Soccer Mom" is the highest calling of mankind. I am unable to fathom how the suburban blond housewife can raise three well behaved kids, look good, play tennis, cook AND keep the husband happy (regardless of the generous doses of Zoloft/Prozac). Upbringing? Faith? Genes?